I ran across this rhyme on Mad magazine’s site:
Trumpty Dumpty
A Nursery Rhyme Updated:
Humpty Trumpty
wanted a wall,
Lining the border,
30 feet tall.
The Mexican people
agreed with a lout,
“We’ll pay for the thing,
if it keeps
Trumpty out!”
I hope you got a laugh. Thanks for stopping by and have a great day!